Perception Is Reality

In order to get the full effect you must first know that Jeremy had two accidents just this afternoon, for which Lane cleaned him up.  One of them occurred right before dinner.  We all were at the dinner table eating and then Jeremy stood up at which point we noticed that Jeremy didn't have underwear or pants on.  

Lane:  Jeremy go upstairs and get a some underwear!

Jeremy:  I want water

Lane:  Go upstairs and get some underwear!

(seeing Jeremy not going to budge and choosing my battle)

Me:  Jeremy I will get you water while you go get underwear.

Jeremy:  I"m too scared.

Me:  Riley will you go upstairs with Jeremy to get underwear?

(Riley agrees and starts heading up but since Jeremy didn't go he came back)

Lane:  Jeremy GO GET YOU'RE UNDERWEAR!  I will get you water.

Jeremy:  WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING!